As I was walking to the train station this morning, I happened upon a couple of notices posted on a local mailbox.
Here's one of those messages in its entirety:
Now I can understand posting something about a missing "companion animal" -- like a dog or cat -- but a misplaced bootie? (It better be diamond encrusted or something.)
And, if a bootie is that important, our time might be better spent if we called upon the "Gifted Miya of Nepal, India." Miya's ad claims that she's a "clairvoyant" who has been tested by the "Beverly Hills ESP Laboratory."*
And, as luck would have it, Miya is having a "Holiday Special," $20 for a 15 minute reading. And, "Bring A Friend & Get 2 Readings For The Price of One." (What a steal!)
If anyone is interested in joining me and the magnificent Miya -- as we reach out to Houdini to help locate our neighbor's treasured black bootie -- give me a holler.
(But please don't delay. The "2 for 1" deal expires January 15, 2008.)
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*Surprisingly, we couldn't find a listing or website for that Beverly Hills ESP "lab."